All that bloody swearing, bashing and banging.
Looks like you’ve been burgled, tools all over the place, cupboards and drawers
turned inside out. You’re not going to find the spanners you gave them to Steve
on the Big Clear out told you never to throw things away so you’ll just have to
go round and borrow them back.
Why on earth didn’t you say yes when he offered to
help. I know Amazon delivered it at 10.30 on the dot but it’s now 12.45 and
your still putting it together. Suggest you go out and cool off have a bit of
lunch and try again . You don’t need it today thank goodness or tomorrow…..hahahah.
Back are we. Determined to succeed then . Don’t
forget to have your first aid kit to hand this time. Never expected to see you
doing an aerobics workout at 7.30 in the morning and committing to a whole hour
before breakfast. Tossing and turning, screwing and tightening. You really
should have got a man to help you……or maybe not. Who would have thought
assembling a BBQ could be so difficult.
Excuse me what’s that little screw doing left on
the side?
ps dear Amazon please add extra pair of hands required to the instructions.
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