Monday 14 May 2018

Making your mindup.....Or sitting on your bum


Well you've been sitting on your arse and procrastinating quite a while now and OK I know you've had the bottom Bug but it's no excuse to do nothing. I've been taking care of things from this end and it looks like someone else has got off their arse as well. It's not gone unnoticed that your idea of dealing with Greek Bureaucracy always seems to involve a stop in cafe for a Frappe or Ice cream , but then I guess that's what it takes to build up the stamina to deal with these things.

Your A team have rallied round and that meeting in the Notary's office looked like a scene from the Godfather, the only difference was you dressed in your bright and colourfuls and not the traditional black widows garb. I felt quite honoured as they said Good things about me even if you were sworn to secrecy. There is as much chance of me not knowing stuff as Christine sitting in the back office.

So now you've made your mind up, I see the list writing is in full flow, Planning of all kinds is in progress albeit maybe ahead of schedule as you know everything moves Slowly, slowly but you are well meaning. The de clutter exercise is still ongoing just remember you won't be living in a small tent and that a yes, no maybe approach would serve you better than your favoured approach of bin it. How many things have you had to buy now that you shouldn' have had to. I know my bish, bash bodge it left you with a lot of tidying up and repair to do. The pond liner should last now, tested by the big freeze earlier at least there was only one fatality. Scott's installation of the UV filter has cleared the pea soup and Oscar and Molly have been eating for England since the workers have stopped coming round.

Now you've had another clear out of the memorabilia box and photo album I noticed just how your pile of cards to me seemed to lack refinement and romance and that you have deliberately chosen to keep all the significant Piss Take versions that you could out for all to see whilst my sentimental ones have gone back in the box. Well I always made you laugh apparently at my own expense so you may as well share them with the world.
The closest you get to romance

Must have been the early years

oh you knew me so well..........


I'll keep things moving from here and nudge you in the right direction when choices and finishes need to be dealt with.