Friday 23 June 2017

Your mum had a good send off


I think your mum would have enjoyed her day. You four all dressed up in black at the hottest part of the day, good job you were sitting in the funeral car when Ron literally tripped by. The sun was so hot the poor old buggers shoe soles had melted and you couldn't let another old bugger pop his clogs on the way into the crem. With Happy Heart playing on the way in and Volare on the way out and some hymns in between all in all a good send off. The WI contingency enjoyed the cakes and joined the queue for the Pimms, with a few drivers on the orange and lemonade and even they have moved onto to wraps in favour of sandwiches.

 

Pearls paintings held up under the sweltering heat as her collections were deservedly admired, Dean Martin continued to play in the background as another smooth operator my namesake Ron went home to get his not so little black book more a spreadsheet to add the two Katies to his list of ladies he takes out to lunch, while showing them his photos of his extensive world wide travels and sporting his I've been to MAchupichu sun hat . As the guests drifted away the family enjoyed fish and chips in the garden whilst Echo helped out with the Cream teas on the quiet.ps What on earth was Bev thinking of giving Mark that set of 1970's Clackers to play with at least being the neighbour it couldn't disturb the peace.

 Remember to ask Ron to return Boo's hair band it was a great way to keep his soles on his shoes but the pretty beads were a bit of a Giveaway

See your mum is dressed for all variations of the British weather, her where's Wally red coat and check trousers, sun hat and glasses, chocolates just in case, comfy dolly shoes, purse, lucky boot , spotty head scarf and nu nu

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