I think your mum would have enjoyed her day. You
four all dressed up in black at the hottest part of the day, good job you were
sitting in the funeral car when Ron literally tripped by. The sun was so hot
the poor old buggers shoe soles had melted and you couldn't let another old
bugger pop his clogs on the way into the crem. With Happy Heart playing on the
way in and Volare on the way out and some hymns in between all in all a good
send off. The WI contingency enjoyed the cakes and joined the queue for the
Pimms, with a few drivers on the orange and lemonade and even they have moved
onto to wraps in favour of sandwiches.
Pearls paintings held up under the sweltering heat
as her collections were deservedly admired, Dean Martin continued to play in
the background as another smooth operator my namesake Ron went home to get his
not so little black book more a spreadsheet to add the two Katies to his list
of ladies he takes out to lunch, while showing them his photos of his extensive
world wide travels and sporting his I've been to MAchupichu sun hat . As the
guests drifted away the family enjoyed fish and chips in the garden whilst Echo
helped out with the Cream teas on the quiet.ps What on earth was Bev thinking
of giving Mark that set of 1970's Clackers to play with at least being the
neighbour it couldn't disturb the peace.
Remember to
ask Ron to return Boo's hair band it was a great way to keep his soles on his
shoes but the pretty beads were a bit of a Giveaway
See your mum is dressed for all variations of the
British weather, her where's Wally red coat and check trousers, sun hat and
glasses, chocolates just in case, comfy dolly shoes, purse, lucky boot , spotty
head scarf and nu nu
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