Friday, 23 June 2017

You should never have hired the Big Skip


Every morning always on that bloody computer talking to Christine. Well at least you were in the right place to see that Seagull eyeing up the Magnificent Seven for breakfast, oops sorry Half Dozen, I’d forgotten that one following me around up here. Anyway if you go in the garage you’ll find the spare netting just in case. But you won’t will you, you cleared out all my rainy day stuff into that Big Skip, so you’ll just have to go Mayberry quickly and buy some new. It’s a pity it’s Sunday because you’ll have to hang around the pool side until 10.00.

 

Trust you to want to stuff your face with a Poppy seed, lemon curd muffin and a double Espresso before you go looking for a net and fish food. Just be careful our fish aren’t food before you get back. It is a lovely sunny day so a few minutes chillaxing in the sun won’t hurt. It’s a shame you decided to fit Sainsbury’s in just in case they had the Lego Albums though, as every minute counts with a hungry seagull around.

 

Sitting on next doors roof is he, Don’t be fooled he’s just had Monty in your absence and Doris is looking like seconds. Anyway now you’ve strategically placed the netting over the pond allowing escape routes for Frogs let’s hope he doesn’t come back for dinner.

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