Well
nearly time to go I see. You've been spring cleaning, washing windows
not your best attempt, you haven't shrunk any curtains and the soapy
wood cleaners nearly finished.Not much to do really as everything is
already in Kos.
You
weren't too happy in the post office when he stamped your
International Driving permit and didn't understand your joke about
Quad bikes but you did get a round of applause from the queue when
you said you were upsticks and retiring to Kos.
Osc's
running you a merry dance with his hang cat expression looking like a
waife and stray. Reminds me of a Freemason with his trouser leg
turned up half mast and his bare midriff....oops sorry that's a
secret. No wonder you've taken to eating family sized trifles rather
than drinking at least that way you can speed off to the Vets if
needs must. And he's cost you a small fortune in vet fees, better not
cancel the payments until he's landed in Kos.
Two
plumbers in a week who'd have thought, one to mend your leak in
Greece and the other to service your boiler not to mention your crash
course in plumbing DIY with Big Nige to mend your toilet. Liking the
new pond cover as part of your health and safety equipment pity the
seagulls haven't grasped the fact they can't get at the fish now
disporting their wares as they frollick in the pond up to that funny
business again.
Lawn
could do with a cut and bindweed pulled before the neighbours
complain again about fence invasion and drive rights 'freedom zone to
weeds'. Anyone would think they had nothing better to do.Just because
their retired hope your not going to be like that in a few weeks when
you've finished work in 8 weeks (not counting)
Well
not much to do I guess but nip out for a walk and a little bite to
eat. Those sandwiches at Clymping Beach were in the same category as
your Family Trifle at least you'll have a better diet in Greece,
greek salad, souvlaki and plenty of fruit and maybe a little ice
cream.
Even
shopping is off the agenda as you've only made room for one suitcase
and hand luggage to collect with the cats when you touch down. So
guess the garden might look neat and tidy by the time you hand it
over to the tennant.
