Doesn’t he know you can’t do Algebra? Haven’t you
told him you don’t do code and numbers and stuff like that. Anyone would have
thought you were talking Greek and him Chinese. What with f-stop, depth of
field, AV, Aperture, ISO, TV. You looked blank and he got exasperated no wonder
he put you in the naughty corner as an exercise in Differentiation just so you
could play in the sink with the running water and paint pots. If only you spoke
the same language and showed him your photos he wouldn’t have wasted your time.Perhaps
next time you’ll take your Laptop with your photos to show him. I saw you pack
up early and if it hadn’t been for Doug trying out all his new bits of
equipment and fully conversant with Photography Speak you’d have left at 8.30.
I’ll give you your due off out with your camera
and your new lens today despite the rain after you’d put all your ‘I CAN DO
PHOTOS ‘ in a folder just to show him you can use a DSLR with or without a
tripod. I know he emailed you specifically to tell you to walk away from the
MACRO. Did you listen? Not likely. You were trying, out there in Steyning
trying your iso’s and your AV with a few f-stops thrown in and a make do
umbrella for the lens with your rain hat, but what the heck you do so like your
own way and those Macro photos were probably your best with AV Close ups thrown
in.
Back to the carpark and what a treat , in the
corner of the carpark a small vehicle called The Sugar Stop serving coffee, tea
and hot chocolate and after a Double Espresso you drove off home to view the
pics.
The Sugar Stop Bramber Car Park |
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