Saturday 11 November 2017

Photography, Algebra or Chinese? It's all the same




Doesn’t he know you can’t do Algebra? Haven’t you told him you don’t do code and numbers and stuff like that. Anyone would have thought you were talking Greek and him Chinese. What with f-stop, depth of field, AV, Aperture, ISO, TV. You looked blank and he got exasperated no wonder he put you in the naughty corner as an exercise in Differentiation just so you could play in the sink with the running water and paint pots. If only you spoke the same language and showed him your photos he wouldn’t have wasted your time.Perhaps next time you’ll take your Laptop with your photos to show him. I saw you pack up early and if it hadn’t been for Doug trying out all his new bits of equipment and fully conversant with Photography Speak you’d have left at 8.30.



 





 

I’ll give you your due off out with your camera and your new lens today despite the rain after you’d put all your ‘I CAN DO PHOTOS ‘ in a folder just to show him you can use a DSLR with or without a tripod. I know he emailed you specifically to tell you to walk away from the MACRO. Did you listen? Not likely. You were trying, out there in Steyning trying your iso’s and your AV with a few f-stops thrown in and a make do umbrella for the lens with your rain hat, but what the heck you do so like your own way and those Macro photos were probably your best with AV Close ups thrown in.





 

Back to the carpark and what a treat , in the corner of the carpark a small vehicle called The Sugar Stop serving coffee, tea and hot chocolate and after a Double Espresso you drove off home to view the pics.
The Sugar Stop Bramber Car Park


 

 

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