Sunday 15 October 2017

What next? Dance partner or Fireman?


Now you’ve finished the Bungalow and all those carefully hand- picked men and women have done a great makeover job, what next? I notice I’ve been moved back into the hall so I can see what’s going on. I like the wood flooring and the Duck egg blue rug just for the cats to rest on of course as if they didn’t have enough soft furnishings around to lounge on. Think you were a bit mean though chasing Molly off it when she decided to be sick, but you made it to the kitchen before the big throw up.

 

Nearly time to put your feet up and just concentrate on the garden. Strictly Season has started and true to form your sister rings ten minutes in, sorry I’m not around to comment on the performance and your mum won’t be falling asleep part way through and asking for an update. Saw you tapping your feet to the Jive and jiggling to the Samba, little does Lynne know you’ve set your sights on a dance partner, she’s no idea you can’t co-ordinate moves, best take her to a disco. Better not tell her that Vivvy refused to go with you after you Grape Vined left through the fire doors into the car park while everyone else went right. Pop Mobility wasn't really your thing, just wanted to wear the leotard and leg warmers, saw yourself as someone in Fame didn't you.

 

All that’s left are the windows that you said you’d clean from now on as you’d had a bit of trouble with your choice of help. Not too sure about Adam’s idea of setting you up with a Fireman though. Noticed a twinkle in your eye, better get the girls round for the window clean equivalent of the Levi advert, might not be safe on your own…………

 

 

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